we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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