Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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