So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I intend to get homeless drunk
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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