i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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