So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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