if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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