Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
She bit a glass in half.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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