Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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