The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Holy sore nipples Batman
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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