bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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