How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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