I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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