Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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