He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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