like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
