Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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