now i know why i became what i already was.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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