So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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