I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my being single is dangerous.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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