dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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