There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Randomize
