I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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