it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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