i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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