At least make sure they are 18
Why
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i think i have herpe
just one?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
