Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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