And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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