I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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