He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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