he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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