Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
We had to coat check the pizza.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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