you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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