Pappa wants mamma naked
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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