So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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