I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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