we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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