Your face is a jimmy john
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
