Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Im part way to drunk.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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