There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
do herpes really smell.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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