Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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