Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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