Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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