y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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