I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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