I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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