Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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