Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You can't just leave with hair like that
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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