if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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