how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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