dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
My life is pants optional.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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