i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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