it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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